Luxury Christmas card, foiled greeting cards, quality stationery,

Luxury Christmas card, foiled greeting cards, quality stationery,

$4.03

Shipping to United States: $4.70


This luxury Christmas Card is perfect for those special friends and family members
This card is plate foiled onto an luxury card stock

Designed and printed in Great Britain

This card says

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
She's been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attach
She had hoof-prints on her forehead
and incriminating Claus marks on her back"

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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