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Shipping to United States: $2.05

I've always found buying cards for men a real problem! So when I saw this quote I knew I had to develop it into a card! It's naughty and funny and a little bit rude!

Printed onto high quality 250gsm shimmer card in black digital there is a choice of cards

Choose between:

"It's Christmas, Does that mean I can play with your baubles?"

"This Christmas all I want is you... in my pants, now!"

"I can't wait to Jingle your Baubles, Merry Christmas!"

"I didn't know what to get you for Christmas so... let's just get naked!"

"You are definitely on the naughty list. Father Christmas has seen your browsing history. You Dirty Bastard!"

"I want you to Jingle my Bells this Christmas!"

"Meet me under the mistletoe...naked!"

Matching envelope included for the 145mm x 145mm card.

This card is blank inside ready for your own messaage, however if you would like a message printing please add this as a note when you order.

Also, this can be posted directly on your behalf, again, simply message me the postal address when you order!

If you can't find your perfect message then please contact me with a custom order, personlised pefectly for you and your true love or best friend!

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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